Functions of the liver

I've been drinking every day for the past 7 days. Marc say to be careful because the liver is "ultra important. It does 11 functions for the body":

1) Homeostasis
2) Expel toxins
3) Microwave the chicken
4) Walk the dog
5) Turbocharge your car
6) Helps you download music
7) Jams police radar
8) Attracts women
9) Rolls your joints
10) Produces money
11) Repeats the previous 10