Crazy people don't know they're crazy. And I'm perfectly fine.

This blog was created out of complete boredom and psychosis. According to the School Sargeant Major (SSM) of the Officer Cadet School of the Singapore Armed Forces, 'psychosis' is characterized by 'a sudden rush of shit to the brain'. My Assistant-Wing Sargeant Major, however, calls it 'shitalitis'. Both describe the same thing.

Saturday, May 13, 2006

I iz back you muthaf*ckazzzz!!!!

So... I've been back for a bit. Like 3 days. Got back on Wed morning at 0635hrs +8GMT. Flying back is some wacky shizz man. JFK-FRA = Night departure, midday arrival. So it's daylight. FRA-SIN = Midday departure, morning arrival. But when you're flying over the Middle East/India, it's dawn. And when you hit SIN, it's dawn, AGAIN. 24hrs of fucking sunlight sucks!

I had a mad wacky trip through central PA. People with bonnets/dresses, red flannel/overalls EXIST! It's not just in the movies!!! WTF. We also passed Woodward. Which is this skate camp thingy that I saw in skate magazines earlier in my rebellious youth. It's in bumf*ck nowhere. No thanks.

Dan and I had to take a picture at least once in the States. Why not there and then? @ Palladium.

View from Rox's place.


"Hi my name is Ruoxi and I am an alcoholic."


"Hi my name is Greg and I like to drink."

Hmm.. Yesterday was a long day. Woke up in the morning, went to the gym, then to my Pri 5/6 teacher's place with some old classmates. It was good to just laugh about all those stupid fucking things we did when we were 11. (That was 10 years ago, can you imagine?!!??! wtf?!!?!? what the hell happened to all those years between then and now?!?!) Anyways it was nice to see people again.

Then.... at 9pm I pass out in my bed. HEY IT'S JETLAG OK? Gayness calls, so does Jamie. Then Jamie's smart enough to make my sis wake me up. Then the guys get all pissed off and I end up going to DBL O to get crunky with them. In attendance: Steph, Merv, Russel, Zhong Lin, Effin, Terence, Kenny, Gayboy Ben and myself. I love you bastards.

POS Steph.

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