The realization of fatness

So right now I'm talking to Rox, saying I'm hungry. She suggests fruit. But I don't have any. Let's see what I have:

2 cartons of instant Ramen
4 boxes of Pop Tarts
2 slabs of Twix
2 slabs of Reese's peanutbutter cups
1 box of 48 slim jims
1 box of oatmeal
3 packets of instant rice
7 bottles of beer
1 bottle of vodka
1 gallon of OJ
1 litre of lime-ade
8 bottles of gatorade

SO HELP ME GOD.